Things I’m afraid of thanks to Doctor Who
- Statues; especially angelic and cherubic statues.
- Books; they may be infected with Vashta Nerada.
- Hallways; bad shit always happens running up and down hallways.
- People knocking 4 times; knock 3 times or 5 times. If you knock only 4 times I won’t speak to you unless you knock once more.
- Rapid weight loss; I wouldn’t mind using my fat to create cute alien beings but I don’t want the planet destroyed.
- Televisions; I happen to like my face.
- Seemingly innocuous cubes; because random cubes showing up on Earth is not only stupid but potentially dangerous.
- British children in gas masks asking for their mommy; ’cause that’s TOTALLY not creepy…
- Discovering water on Mars; I like what Curiosity is doing but it is also freaking me out.
- Astronaut suits; Damn you River Song!
- Christmas trees; they are vicious!
- Snowmen; as I’m surrounded by tons of snow!
- Mannequins; which is tragic because I work in the apparel industry.
Things I’m NOT afraid of thanks to Doctor Who
- Hitler; asshole.
Creepy things, thanks to Doctor Who, and Steven Moffat;
1) Ice Cream
2) Eggs
3) Fireplaces
4) Mirrors
5) Children’s songs
6) Children’s rhymes
7) Children in general
and of course…
8) Spoilers!