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Things I’m afraid of thanks to Doctor Who

  1. Statues; especially angelic and cherubic statues.
  2. Books; they may be infected with Vashta Nerada.
  3. Hallways; bad shit always happens running up and down hallways.
  4. People knocking 4 times; knock 3 times or 5 times. If you knock only 4 times I won’t speak to you unless you knock once more.
  5. Rapid weight loss; I wouldn’t mind using my fat to create cute alien beings but I don’t want the planet destroyed.
  6. Televisions; I happen to like my face.
  7. Seemingly innocuous cubes; because random cubes showing up on Earth is not only stupid but potentially dangerous.
  8. British children in gas masks asking for their mommy; ’cause that’s TOTALLY not creepy…
  9. Discovering water on Mars; I like what Curiosity is doing but it is also freaking me out.
  10. Astronaut suits; Damn you River Song!
  11. Christmas trees; they are vicious!
  12. Snowmen; as I’m surrounded by tons of snow!
  13. Mannequins; which is tragic because I work in the apparel industry.

Things I’m NOT afraid of thanks to Doctor Who

  1. Hitler; asshole.